The correct way to treat a good wine..
Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Enough of that for the day. Have to get to some real serious stuff.
I recently went to the doctors for my annual visit,.........don't really know why, except for the simple reason that I have been doing it for years...............and it gives me the opportunity to visit another woman.........that my wife knows and approves of. Nothing like having a female internist........that not only knows you ...................inside and out....................but understands you and is willing to listen to you. Gives me a sense of security. Anyway, long story short, she advised that I should limit the amount of red meat that I eat and to try cooking it more thoroughly.............it's exactly what I've been tempted to do for years but was waiting for her to give the red light. She also advised me to have a glass of red wine each day since apparently my blood pressure is LOW and she want to raise it ........just a little. I immediately went home and put some of my extra brain power to work and came up with the ideal GLASS.
Now, this is not to insinuate that I'm a wino, I'm only following Doctors advise and it's strictly for health reasons.
I have found that my confidence in her advice certainly exceeds all expectations.
Politics as in HUH?
Perhaps its me..............or not, but I am really confused by this statement from our very own
SARAH PALIN. Now, I know she went to collage in Idaho (perhaps that's the reason) but does she know something that the rest of us don't. Are the southern states secretly becoming slave states .....again? Do the states want more authority than they presently have.........except when they need the Federal Government to come and bail them out? Are they again thinking of secession and starting their own country? Will all the highways be turned into dirt roads again once you hit the Mason Dixon line? Does she believe that slaves WERE created equal?
She accused President Obama of discrimination, saying he was taking the country back "to days before the Civil War, when unfortunately too many Americans mistakenly believed that not all men were created equal." And she wasn't kidding
Enough said about that. Now you use your imagination and try to figure out what she was saying............in code.
Anyway, this the end of another week and another posting. Enjoy and I hope everyone turned their clock forward ! !
