http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBF6bv4Oe4
TECHNOLOGY IS MOVING TO FAST
Now it was over the past holiday that I took notice on how fast the technology movement is taking over our lives. Watching our 15 year old grandsons opening their new and updated gifts of the latest versions of the......... iToys.
I think they were 7 when they got ........iPods to introduce them to music..........on the move..... A year later they received ......cellphones......and a year later the all new iPad. Now they have a collection of ....iToys including iPhones and iTouch and the always needed iWant.
I admit that Margot still has...............and uses her original party line cell phone with the revolutionized rotary dialing system only to have that upgraded to a more convenient ....STAGE 2 system which included BIG NUMBERS AND LETTERS. Margot still insist that cellphones are an instrument for emergencies................apparently ...................only those that she considers an emergency. I found this to be true when one day I found the need to call her to find out exactlywhere the switch was located to turn on the electric stove so I could heat some water for my coffee. I could not reach her since she had her phone turned off. When she arrived home I questioned her to why she had her phone turned off........".suppose" I said...........".I had fallen and could not get up". Her reply was a very simple one..........."pick up your phone and call 911, I'm not a nurse"..............so for her upcoming birthday I decided to introduce her to more technology with the hopes that she will be able to handle it. I have gone out and purchased the new ............iRon
It was around then that the fight started…….
What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the
home network with the .....iWash,...... iCook and...... iClean.
This inevitably activates the....... iNag reminder service.........and will end with my getting the.......iHurt. (battery operated.)
Now, before all you ladies, whom I suspect read my blog get your panties tied up in a knot please be assured that this will not revolutionize anything really new in life. Men have always.........been known to make fun of those that are close to them. I for one realized what a stupid man I was early on, to make fun of my sleep over partner..... AND I found that the couch was not as comfortable ..........as an ALL NIGHT THING................ w/o the TV being on. However, having said that...........the adventure that causes ones blood to rush through the veins is what really causes the stupidity of the man's brain to do the things they do. It's just a fun thing.
I can only think back a few years when the adrenalin rush was......................the stepping off a curb .............OUTSIDE THE CROSSWALK........ into the oncoming traffic of a parade. Just watching the band having to move a half step to the inside proved to add that certain RUSH, like having your second cup of Starbucks!!!!
