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12/12/11

WARNING FOR OLDER MEN!!!!

Something to beware of around the Holidays

 BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

Warning for Older Men!
Clever Scam . . . warn your friends!!
This is very serious stuff!



Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have
seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard
about it. This will only become more commonplace as the holidays
get closer.. This is a “heads up” for those men who may be regular
Lowe’s, Home Depot, Wal-Mart, Target, or Sam’s Club customers. This
one caught me by surprise.

Over the last couple weeks I became a victim of a clever scam while
out shopping. Simply going out to get some simple Christmas gifts
has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to
think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car
dressed as Santa’s Helpers as you are packing your shopping into the
trunk. They both start helping you pack your stuff into your
vehicle. What catches your eye is the very short bright Red Santa
helper miniskirts they are wearing and the tight fitting Deep “V”
neck red top shirt with their breasts almost falling out. It is
impossible not to look..

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead
ask you for a ride to McDonalds to get some hot cocoa and a snack.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet. I had my wallet stolen Nov 24th, 26th 28th 29th, 30th,
twice on Dec 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!! What a horrible way to take
advantage of older men during this holiday season. Warn your
friends to be vigilant. These girls will not give up; they have
proven it over and over again with me.

By the way, Target has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found
cheaper ones at Wal-Mart for $1.99 and bought them out. Also, you
will never get to eat at McDonald’s. I’ve already lost 14 pounds
just running back and forth to Lowe’s, Home Depot, Sam’s Club,
Wal-Mart, and Target.

So please, send this along to all the older men that you know, and
warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.

PS: (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)


I am planning just one more posting before that night when the fat guy arrives with all his reindeers ....... who by the way............left all kinds of footprints on my roof last year along with knocking some shingles off.   This year I have set up a reindeer trap on the roof.

talk with you next week/