WHATS NEXT

 

It’s now the beginning of the fourth month for this administration and the clown circus just keeps rolling along. His new beautiful word “tariffs “ a word that he apparently doesn’t know has caught on and is taking its toll on our everyday life. Prices for food, Cars, or just about anything else that you can imagine cost more for the consumer simply because of tariffs. Now, I guess the reason that Donnie wants tariffs is because he wants to increase manufacturing in the United States. I guess this is a feasible idea but the way I look at it and I’m gonna throw some figures around just as Donnie does I see that there are 10,000 manufacturing jobs now available but only 2000 people looking for this type of job where you simply stand on a line putting things together. A lot of people simply are just not into that type of job so then I ask myself what good are these jobs for the average man. It only makes the manufacturing company rich. To put things in respective order if the manufacturer makes more money than the people working for the manufacturer want more money and the cost for the items made in the United States actually cost perhaps double for the same product that we can import from a country with lesser employee salaries. Makes sense? It simply is mind blowing when each day I wake up and see what this administration is up to today makes no sense whatsoever to me. Anyway, for those that have voted for this administration I hope you are able to see for yourself. The problems caused by that thoughtless vote. We simply need something else just start our day beside listening to the orange man who speaks like a seven-year-old. Ooohhhhh I apologize all seven-year-olds for insulting their intelligence.

CHEER ME UP

I’m in the hospital and I’m completely naked and I have the mask on and the gown that is tied in the back. The nurse comes in and says Mr. Rizzo I’m here to give you a sponge bath and then the doctor will be in to see you, You’ll be OK. Talking through the mask, I asked her “ are my testicles black” She turned to me and said, “excuse me, “ Once again, I said”are my testicles black?” She lifted my gown and said to me “no they are not. “That’s when I pulled down my mask and said to her “you don’t understand “ I said” are my test results back” 

FIRST 100 DAYS 

The 100 day of the trump administration has officially arrived, I’m sure that all of my republican friends are jumping with pride with all the accomplishments. Hope you let me know which one excites you the most.

As ALL of trump’s statements, today’s announcement took my breath away. Trump said that during his first term, he was asked to get our country under control, now he is being asked to do the same with the world. The only people that I could think of asking him to do this is MAGA cult members, can’t think of anyone other than them, or perhaps I put to much confidence in my fellow man. I know that the republican politicians in congress will not defy him, but that simply is because they have not got the balls to do so, since they most likely will lose their jobs and they know no other job will permit them to sit on their hands, do nothing, and get paid. What a great world we live in. 

Several other things seem to be getting some chatter on his social platform.

1- he’s going to start interviewing stone chiselers to redesign Mt Rushmore to include his face, but so far he hasn’t found anyone able to replace the “first “ face with his.

2- he has started to compile his library, which will be located right next to his house at Mar-a-lagoon. 

    His second coloring book will be ready in a few weeks.

3- the statue at the entrance, will be 6’3” 215 lb. With flowing blond hair beautiful golden tan sculpture in wax, dressed in a blue suit with a red tie and a black overcoat. It will also have a Big Mac in one hand, a coke in the other and a large bag of fries hanging from around his neck. 

“HOW DID I LOOK “

One comment about Donald’s upcoming birthday and the parade of his wishes. He called his White House spokesperson into his office in order to brief her as to what he wanted. He explained that he wanted to have the full military all five branches with full capacity Marching. This was when the White House spokesperson interjected and said Mr. President, I know exactly what you want. I had a dream about this last night and she goes into what her dream was about.. she told him that all five branches, the Army, Navy Marines, Air Force, and the space forces would all be present at full strength. There was at his parade of his dreams, 200 bands playing and dignitaries from all over the world we’re riding in open top cars that was followed by the one car where he was, with his Trump flag on the right and the American flag on his left. She went on to describe the crowd of millions and millions of people screaming and cheering his name and children were cheering and yelling and jumping up and down. The bands passed by and finally the Trump auto passed by the reviewing Stand. At this point, Trump interrupted her and said how did I look? How was my hair and she looked him in the eye and said “I don’t know the coffin was closed”

Until next time 

Vito