..............YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS.............................
It's funny how most of us look back into our past and suddenly we realize that our life has changed.
I for one, have started my day sitting on my beautiful new deck, surrounded by flowers that my wife has so carefully selected colors, planters, soil, fertilizers and who runs for the watering can as soon as she hears one little leaf or one little bud, sing out in a sound only a dog can hear............."water.......water water me please". many of these photo's I have posted on facebook so I'm sure you don't want to see them again. It is now noon,four cups of coffee down since putting myself in this position at 6:am. More caffeine than normal for me but to get into my google account to get to this blog took that much time..............no wonder its been so long since my last post. Its all coming back now, apparently google owns so many different programs that I like that when I first went with them I would use a different username and a different password. Then google decided it was more efficient to have all the google accounts under one roof with one password, sounds good to me so along with the idea of the century. I made a note of the username and the password and locked it away............so that it wouldn't get stolen and my account hacked however as time passes, so do memory cells and I forgot where I placed all my passwords. Now, I suppose I do what most people do and that's to keep all the passwords on the computer in my Norton vault so that I can easily access my pass worded sights. Unfortunately I had to update that when google advised me to and ...............I just didn't do it..........I guess it was either lack of time or lack of brain power. After three times putting in the wrong information google locked me out................and believe me the whole neighborhood now knows what I think of google. especially since it is so peaceful and quiet except for his foghorn of a voice shouting obscenities in Swedish,Italian,English.........and the occasional Hungarian which I don't even know what I'm saying................To beat it all Google had the balls to send me an email telling me that someone has been trying to get into my account..................IT WAS ME !!!!!! YOU STUPID *&$^% and I have been following step by step all your instructions with you secret crooked upside down letter codes that I cant read because they make no sense, and you keep flashing new ones. If I cant read one...............what makes it different to send me another if I cant read that also then try sending me three pictures, two of a dog and one of a cat and ask me to put my curser on the one that is different and CLICK!! Right now you bozos have me trying to reduce my heart beats from 176/bpm to 132/bpm. or daring me to call 911. OOOHHHH WAIT I just remembered where I put all the new passwords.
Passwords are great, I believe in passwords and I believe in keeping my life safe and secured from all outside sources...............that's the reason I write a blog about my life growing up but I'm 79 I cant remember all these different things, I even forget how to tie my shoes sometimes that's when I wear my sandals, why cant I have just one password for all 263 sights I go to? If my passwords are supposed to be secret why does one sight know that I'm using that password on an associated sight.?
Well, enough is enough....................for today. My heart rate in now down to 102/bpm so I guess its time to take a nap.
Talk with you guys soon. !!!!!! over and out for now.
