Ole and Sven at the airport
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear you can drink dat yet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of Jet A and got completely smashed.
Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often.."
Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
Ole stopped to think. "No "
"Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa ..."
SCARY TIME OF THE YEAR
Well not only is this time of the year for our Presidential election...............scary to the point that if the challenger gets into office.................we are literally up shits creek...............but it is also HALLOWEEN, the time of year that witches on broomsticks fly about and monsters visit you demanding little treats...............or else..................! Guess it's my retaliation to meet these demands that forces me to hook up the SMALL dry cell battery charge to the doorbell...........................and before you all write me about that,........ the charge is so small that it doesn't even leave a mark on their little fingers....................hahahahahahaha only kidding but it does make me feel a little Republican to run off these scare tactics.
I did find myself giving a little hand to my grand kids to carve their pumpkins. WOW !!!! 16 and they still do these things, When I was their age I was out going door to door collecting money for UNICEF.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GIVE ME THE KNIFE NOW!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Our daughter has moved to Hungary, originally for only 3 years. It turns out now that she and her husband have decided to stay on for a few more years. I have always looked at Hungary being behind the Iron Curtain which is totally untrue . Two years ago Margot and I visited Lisa in Hungary and I must say I was totally amazed at this country. It was very beautiful and the people most friendly. Let me share just a little of this country with you through pictures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLOn2iPlfbA
See you soon!!!! Hopefully before this election of President of the United States
